Friday, April 29, 2011

Some funny things that were said.

With hope, looking back at this, I will remember what these jokes were all about and why there were funny. Sometimes these things do not stand the test of time.

But at this moment they are fresh on my mind and still humorous. Thank you to my friends for a fun night of laughs, food and drink.

joke with social commentary. "If you want to see a lady pee that bad, get yourself a girlfriend!"

making fun of others:"He must have to put deodorant on a stick to reach his armpits. It really is a stick of deodorant."

visual pun: "The rack is HERE!" *makes ref signal*

double entendre: "So they were to the room."

repeated catchphrase: "That's why the price of milk is so high!"

Sunday, April 17, 2011

via cory booker

Hope, work, dream & sweat
Nothing is by accident; you must struggle for all you get

Love & love, through the hurt & pain
You can’t reap a harvest without the sun & enduring the rain
If you are determined to work as no other has done
Yours will be success like no other has won

Victory is not about crossing the distant line
It is how you work now; using each second of your precious time