Friday, April 29, 2011

Some funny things that were said.

With hope, looking back at this, I will remember what these jokes were all about and why there were funny. Sometimes these things do not stand the test of time.

But at this moment they are fresh on my mind and still humorous. Thank you to my friends for a fun night of laughs, food and drink.

joke with social commentary. "If you want to see a lady pee that bad, get yourself a girlfriend!"

making fun of others:"He must have to put deodorant on a stick to reach his armpits. It really is a stick of deodorant."

visual pun: "The rack is HERE!" *makes ref signal*

double entendre: "So they were to the room."

repeated catchphrase: "That's why the price of milk is so high!"

Sunday, April 17, 2011

via cory booker

Hope, work, dream & sweat
Nothing is by accident; you must struggle for all you get

Love & love, through the hurt & pain
You can’t reap a harvest without the sun & enduring the rain
If you are determined to work as no other has done
Yours will be success like no other has won

Victory is not about crossing the distant line
It is how you work now; using each second of your precious time

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

day 02 - your least favorite song

This one is easy. If you ever want to torture me, play Soulja Boy Tell 'Em's "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)" song.

People, that has got to be the stupidest shit ever to make someone rich. Shit's dumb as hell.

I bet you are thoroughly surprised this song hasn't withstood the test of time. Who would have thought?

I'm not even going to link to a video of it here because the two UVs it might bring the effort could put Soulja Boy into additional ad revenue of a tenth of a cent.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

day 01 - your favorite song

I really like music, spanning so many genres, it makes you look at me strange.

Day 1 of the 30 Day Song Challenge asks me to start off on the most difficult foot, to narrow it down to my favorite song.

I really can't. I really really can't. I can come a little close and say I have a couple favorite songs.

The song that comes closest to being the one and only favorite is "See Ya" by Inspecter 7. They are my favorite band, so this makes sense. The song is from my favorite genre of music, ska, and it is heavy on the horns and has this real swing to it. It is such a short song. I love it for its lyrics. "Our lives have changed, that's how things go; the future awaits as we both know; you know I love ya, I'll miss you so, I wish you'd stay but you must go. So long for now, so long forever, we'll meet again my dear -- whatever." I love it for all the times I got to hear it live, for all the times it helped me say SEE YA!

It's here in thie vid at 10:50 in:

Friday, March 25, 2011

Plantains v. Bananas

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Derby Names I Would Like You to Consider

Chesty McBruiser is good at makin' derby names.

Nacho Elle Blonde
Blondie Ala Moody
Dolly Drama
Louisa Da Force
Bijou Say Something
Abby Dat
General Mae Lays
Hell Thea Diction
Bomb Chica Wow Wow
Reverse Ka-Pow Girl
Left Turns Boney
Haywood Jablockme
Julie S. Sleazier
Neander Paula
Sally the Unicorn Slayer

Come check out my reffin' skills this season for while my achin' knee heals up. Derby Namin' skills unaffected.