Saturday, August 21, 2010

Nips of Harlem

Nips are those small, small, small bottles of alcohol.

At a birthday party this weekend a guest asked his fellow partygoers to reach into his cooler bag blindly, and try whatever alcohol they managed to pick.

Me, I picked something called Harlem.

Never heard of it. And I can spout off a history and hierarchy of alcohol.

I still have no idea what that stuff was, but it was not good at all. The label mentions it is 40 proof and made with a secret mix of ingredients. That does not sound good at all, does it?

Harlem bottles also contain the warning: made with caramel color. Seems like unintentional racist humor.

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