This one is easy. If you ever want to torture me, play Soulja Boy Tell 'Em's "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)" song.
People, that has got to be the stupidest shit ever to make someone rich. Shit's dumb as hell.
I bet you are thoroughly surprised this song hasn't withstood the test of time. Who would have thought?
I'm not even going to link to a video of it here because the two UVs it might bring the effort could put Soulja Boy into additional ad revenue of a tenth of a cent.